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Gemini Horoscope

Monday, 26 October 2026

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You sent "per my last email" and immediately walked to the kitchen for emotional popcorn.

Mars square Saturn means brakes and gas together, so yes, progress now includes dramatic pauses.

Tonight's pour: blanquette de Limoux - the original, the patient, the one that waited out the hype.

A new reading lands here every morning. Come back tomorrow for a fresh excuse.

The Gemini palate

Gemini runs on sparkling conversation and whatever's sparkling in the fridge. You're three plans deep by noon and committed to none of them, which is fine - the bubbles don't judge, they just fizz. Your horoscope is written for both of you: the one who swore they'd cut back, and the one already reaching for the corkscrew.

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