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Essays, excuses, and astrological evidence for your next glass.
2026-09-26
Why Champerology exists: confessions of a tired woman in her thirties
I have journaled at dawn, drank the green sludge, and let an app grade my sleep. Champerology is what happened when I got tired of being tired - and poured a glass instead.
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Mercury is retrograde. Your inbox started it.
A field guide to blaming the planets for everything that went wrong this week - and pouring accordingly.
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